Duck Sports News text messages to Duck Sports News during the UO-ASU game. Kind of like talking to yourself, except typing really short phrases on your phone.

10 Quick Hits

1. The University of Oregon Marching Band needs to say “Dr. No” to any more tributes to James Bond.

2. The students were crazy, but only two went bananas (See below).

3. “This entire year’s been a waste! I’ve just blown another year of eligibility!” - Rudy (1993)

4. Was that an Imperial Probe Droid zipping around over the field?

5. The second quarter of the ASU game looked alot like the 3rd quarter of the USC game.

6. Another famous carpenter would not have refused a helping hand.

7. If Oregon had a hammer…

8. Dennis Dixon played like Vince Young in the 1st, Burt Young in the 2nd, and Steve Young in the 3rd. In the 4th, he played about as much football as Cy Young.

9. F S N O S N E S P N - Boggle!

10. The greatest trick the Sun Devils ever pulled was convincing the world they existed. And poof. Just like that, they’re gone.

What would you have text messaged yourself?

[Update 11/4/07, 4:47 pm] Here’s a still from ESPN’s coverage of the game that will explain #2.